Comment Legless Lizards (Score 1) 103
... share all of the typical traits of lizards with one obvious exception. ( you get three guesses and the first two don't count)
to wit:
Snakes do not have true auditory sense organs. Legless lizards have true ears, as do all lizards.
Snakes do not have eyelids. Legless lizards do, along with all other lizards.
Snakes have a forked tongue, and a special chemo-sensing organ. Only a few lizards do, IIRC legless lizards do not.
Snakes have a short neck and shoulder region, a long torso region and then a short hip and tail region (yes, Virginia, motherfucking snakes have motherfucking shoulders and hips). Legless lizards have proportionally shorter body segments and a very long tail section, similar in proportion to other lizards.
Snakes cannot drop their tail segments, and if severed, the tail will not grow back. Legless lizards, like many of their legged relatives, can voluntarily drop their tails as distraction to evade predators. The tail will grow back.
Snakes don't chew their food, they always swallow it whole. Legless lizards, like most of their relatives, will at least crunch it up a bit.
Snakes have teeth that curve toward the back of the mouth. Legless lizards and most other lizards have sharp ridges on their jaws that act to help cut and crush their prey. Larger lizards have more obvious teeth, but they are straight not curved.
Most snakes have an unhinge-able jaw that allows them to swallow prey that is several times larger than their hinged jaw.
Legless lizards like their kin have a firmly hinged jaw. They can only take prey that can be crushed to fit their jaws, or tear off bite sized chunks.
There are many other more subtle differences. Of course, the DNA evidence also confirms that legless lizards are lizards.... and not weird snakes.