I like this result. Make Dell unhappy with CriminalSoft. They can make a new image with Open Office or crappy Works.

Rub the paper on your head, and use static electricity to hold paper together.

Otherwise use your hand.

And speaking of black holes, I had one for lunch. I put a meat patty and a veggie patty into the same burger. The Meat and the Anti-Meat annihilated each other and I was left with a Black Hole Burger.

In many cities, buses have bike racks on the front so you can bike and ride.

Even my voltmeter works better when I reverse the polarity; instead of -1.5V for a battery it becomes 1.5V.

In this Post 4/1 World, nothing is the same. Slashdot has stories that you can believe in again, because they are sponsored by the tech gadget of the week.

Fortunately (-: reverses the :-) infection. (-:

The trick is getting the infectious smilies and disinfecting smilies into perfect balance. McAfee and Symantec will have products available for that shortly, sure to take your smile away when you pay them for the anti-smile software.

An alcoholic "tape worm" if you will? I picture a micro-Bender drinking all of my beer inside my small intestine.

You think transporter accidents are boring? Try having your head coming out of your ass because Scotty was plastered when he beamed you up on April 1!

Mine changes every time I go between home and work.

No 600,000UID club? Or three 0s in UID club?

Why even bother with seats when you can have anti-gravity lift zones so you don't have to worry about such things like bed sores?

I wonder if the chairs will be bolted down?

They'll sell piles of Zunes, and for the first time two people who both own Zunes will meet in some kind of weird real-life "Social" situation?

Actually it's restricted to 53,333 due to FCC regulations even though 56,000 participated.

Better yet, experience the inside of a plane hitting the ground, as a Canadian after you've been downed by a bird!