1. #banbennett
2. 127.0.0.1 beta.slashdot.org
3. there is no step 3.

although once they receive their rape permits, they'll be back in business.

well, our outsourced indian slashdice developers are too busy raping and working on slashdot beta to implement that feature. Mike Durney, our CEO, actually went over there to discuss unicode support but, well, he was raped, too. So bringing it up with him is a bit of a sore spot (no pun intended!)

Since we outsourced all web development work to india (probably couldn't tell, could you?), we asked our slashdice indians for their thoughts on the matter. They said (don't downvote the messenger!) that indians are half black, half asian -- they love to rape but have small dicks. When you consider those two factors, we should just be glad the situation isn't worse!

Kind of funny how most of the articles bury (if they even mention it at all) Real (buffering) Network's connection. To put everything in context, The iPod could play unprotected mp3s, aacs, and wavs. They could also play FairPlay DRM files purchased through the iTunes store. Real (buffering) Networks wanted to sell music that could play on iPods but they also wanted their DRM.

Fuck you DRM, and fuck you Real (buffering) Networks. Good riddance to both of you.

Why just today, we clicked the wrong button! Instead of deleting Bennett Hasselton's inane ramblings, it got pushed to the slashdice front page! Our bad! We were going to fire samzenpus but it turns out he's just a perl script and the perl programmers we hired from dice.com were actually pearl brogrammers and can't figure out how to fix it.

general aviation means no TSA or other jackbooted thugs.

Try some general aviation. 150+ mph is faster than 85 mph. And no fucking cops, either.

Are you retarded? Bird strikes are a real problem (remember Chesley Sullenberger landing that plane on the Hudson river?). Once you consider general aviation aircraft (which outnumber "full size airplanes") it becomes much more serious.

Protip: if you're flying a drone/rc aircraft/whatever near a fucking class B airport you're violating several existing regulations, which is to say it has been a restricted activity for decades.

No, but it is stuck up his ass.

It's called a fad.

Do you support women in stem?

Do you support stem in women?

If it's good for the goose, is it good for the gander?

Don't forget homophobic! I remember back in the day when linux was the alternative OS for people with alternative lifestyles. I guess GLBT crowd went mac and linux was overtaken by jocks and religious types. And with Android, Linux may have "won" but the loser wasn't Microsoft, it was Linux users. I say it's time to bring the glory (hole) back to linux. June 9th (that's 6/9) should be Hug your LUG day -- a day when linux users can go to their Linux User Group and have some good old fashioned gay sex.

They're being auctioned off, with agreement from Ross Ulbricht, due to the volatility of BTC. There will be a separate civil forfeiture trial later.

Black Swan II, with Natalie Portman, Lacy Chabert, and the Olsen twins. Filming starts in 2015.