Lotus Notes = Ray Ozzie

if this man is speaking, I am not listening

kitties are cheap too

there should be a zombie attack override, you don't want the car to die if you have a posse of zombies on your tail!

wow, they just relabel end user testing "free release" and it's somehow different.

this is gonna be fun, consumers will want a real 1.0 and when this beta code eats all of grammas photos there will be a backlash

the shows the BSD license is more free, as it doesn't dictate what you can or cannot do with your code.

so what happens when an app crashes, and zombies exist. I can't wait to hear about gramma not being able to open ANY applications because all 3 games she played last night are zombified and not showing on the task bar.

is spyware exempt? that will be a huge factor in people not being able to start any application. if 3 spyware apps are open, can they start McAfee to clean them? or would that go over the limit?

this could be fun. like watching those staged building demolitions in Vegas.

and it turns into a fully functioning unicorn!

really. and it's a secure unicorn too

odd, because Easter bunny science is on the cutting edge in Christian scientific circles.

at least that what Santa Claus told me

yeah, who wants consistent data, that's for old guard type people

gee I deposited my paycheck three weeks ago and it's not in my account yet?

bank: don't worry, it will be there eventually.

they will continue to promote it as they do now, but will have more control over it.

(the control thing is likely not a good thing overall IMHO)

But no way they dump Java (and then of course Websphere), their services business is reliant heavily on these products.

IBM loves Java, they will love it more when they own it.

RTFCB?

please?

just assholes?

1. he was NOT the genius they thought he was, just because he knows more than his customers doesn't make him anything more than smarter than non-techies

2. looks like he wrote shitty code

3. he's an asshole

Josh and his company needed one thing to happen so be successful, fire his ass at the first sign of idiocy. refuse to help your team, gone. treat a customer like shit, gone.

the problem with this story is clueless and spineless management letting a bad situation escalate.

Josh was a moron, not a genius. rename the thread appropriately.

my goodness, if lies = stink, I suspect the Obama's needed some air fresheners to even set foot in the white house.