I can create journal entries, but cannot post a comment in them.

Ok, let's give it a whirl....

wow - what a bunch of pussies. If a library blocks a molester from looking at kiddie porn, it is somehow censorship (please ignore that free speech does not mean the public has to pay for you to look at porn; Gnu/free as in buttsex open sores users don't believe that) But no problems putting a leash on people who say unpopular things here, are there?

Funny how the slashbots are suddenly unanimous in support of private property and the right of one group to shut another up based on what they say when it is 'their' site. Of course the sellout fags here are just bitches to the janitors; suck suck suck - more ads please.

I am totally convinced that this new system was put in place to keep me from getting to 1000 posts. What other explaination is there?

I just realized that I have over 860 posts. That is sick. If it takes say 1 minute to find a gay slashbot post to crapflood, or wait for an fp, then fire off a post, that means I have wasted over 14 hours just on this. I feel very dirty inside. Nevertheless, I have set a goal of reaching 1000 posts by the end of July. Then, in the tradition started by the WIPO Troll, I will kill myself. Or just find a new username.

good

Chalk another one up for the cause :)

10 replies so far. Very good compared to what I usually get. :)

Sometimes I go home for lunch just to get away from the office and chill out for a bit. What's the point if the ex is at home and the atmosphere is hostile and shitty? There is no point. It just wastes time. I could've been here helping to build up my flexi, but nooooo.
/moan

Little Buddy Rodeo is great.

When I get drunk I strap a midget to a warthog. I know it's crazy, but I do.

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Today I turned 23. Thank you.

GTA3 was finally released for the PC in yankland today, and I've still not been able to find a dodgy copy on the net. Looks like I'll have to buy it when it comes out here on the 24th.

Some years ago I ran across a length of smooth, large-diameter rubber hose in a laboratory. It was 5/8" (16 mm) in diameter, with a ¼" (6 mm) inside diameter, with a wall thickness of 3/16" (4.5 mm). Being a complete enema nut, I immediately thought of some interesting uses for such a fine piece of tubing, and "borrowed" it.

I made a gigantic colon tube with it by rounding off one end of the tube. This was not such an easy task, but with scissors, fresh razor blades and such, I got it fairly well smoothed off.

I attached the other end of the hose to the bathtub faucet, and set the faucet for a slow flow of warm water. I lubricated the hose with vaseline, and laying on my back in the tub, I started to insert the hose into my rectum. To my surprise, it slid in easily, and further than I had ever gotten a tube in before. After letting the hose fill me for a while, I evacuated my bowels on the toilet.

When I felt empty, I got back into the tub, and repeated the process. This time I decided to try to slide the hose as far up into my colon as I possibly could. I relaxed on my back, and eased the hose back in. I let the water fill me for a moment, and then I started to twist and push the hose inward.

When the end of the tube reached the top of the sigmoid, I felt some resistance, and just gently pushed and pulled back on the tube while twisting it constantly. After a moment it slipped in farther. I could really feel the tube moving around inside me, and it was great. I kept gently pushing, and the tube moved farther until the tip was at the bend between the sigmoid and the descending colon, far down on the left side. I had a bit of difficulty getting past this point, but I pressed in with my fingers at that point on my abdomen, and worked my fingertips around in a circular motion, and the tube eventually moved up into my descending colon. Ahhh. I could feel even more sensation now.

I kept pushing gently, and worked the tube all the way up to the top of the descending fairly quickly, and then wiggled it through the splenic flexure (behind the stomach). Now the tube was passing across the transverse colon, and I was starting to get filled up. The sensation was incredibly stimulating, and I could feel the tube's progress across my belly with my fingertips. The tube made a firm lump whenever I felt the appropriate part of my colon. It was getting hard to make the tube progress farther, and when the tip reached the hepatic flexure, I pushed on the part extending from my anus until the loops inside me hurt.

I realized that I wasn't going to get it any farther up me than this, so I let the water fill me until I couldn't take any more. I then pulled the end of the tube from the faucet and let the water start to drain out. I had a marvelous orgasm at this point as the water gently ran out from the tube. When I could feel the end of the tube sucking at the interior of my bowels, I started to pull it out, slowly. I finished my evacuation on the toilet.

I worried that this might not be a safe procedure to perform, because it was at least uncomfortable, and at times fairly painful. I now know that when people are examined with a fiber optic colonoscope they are sedated, but that instrument hadn't been invented when I did this.

This same tube is now the hose on my high volume (1 ¾ Gallon) (6 Liter) enema setup. No, I have never taken (or even tried to take) the whole can. I really only did this whole procedure once, so you could say it was a once in a lifetime thing, but it was quite an experience. If I'd left the tube in, I could have gotten a high colonic irrigation, but I really hadn't even heard of colon irrigation before. I got somewhat in excess of 4 feet (about 130 cm) of tubing inside me, and because of the thickness of the tube and my ability to feel it through the abdomen I know it wasn't curled up inside me.

This tube was of a type made for vacuum use, it is very soft and flexible, but its wall thickness makes it resistant to kinking and folding up inside. I have several other large diameter colon tubes, but their stiffness makes it too hard to pass them around the many bends of the colon. The metric conversions are for those readers abroad who don't want to think in the old "English" units.

Jon

Well, I took some time off, and I've come to a conclusion:
Slashdot sucks no matter what time of year it is. Guess i'll
go back to full scale trolling.

That and up yours!