I mean, it has to be. That's serious Onion-levels of having us on.

Interestingly, for many years iOS had a greater market share and a much greater installed base than Android, not to mention generally more affluent users. Where was all the iOS malware then?

Looks like according to some people here, the "UNIX market" must necessarily exclude Apple, because 'teh openz' or something.

Because there's a fucking asteroid with our name on it out there, and all our eggs are in one basket, that's why.

The absolute worst piece of consumer electronics I've ever owned was a Samsung digital set-top box. There's nothing I will put past them in terms of releasing catastrophically shit products.

Please accept our collective apologies if your delicate earholes were offended.

I'm pretty sure the directors, the producers and those on the cast with profit-sharing deals are the ones who least need to worry about paying the bills, so you can boycott to your heart's content without worrying too much about sending someone's family to live under a overpass. Personally, I'm not going to boycott the movie, because I thought the book was shite, and I don't think it counts as boycott if you had zero interest in the first place.

If I have to see ads at all, I'd sooner they be of stuff I may be interested in, to be honest.

Alternatively, we can just treat his agenda-driven scaremongering with the scorn and derision it deserves.

You haven't really thought this through. People who annoy you with their screens are sitting in front of you, so unless you move to a seat in front of them, you aren't going to blind them with a flashlight.

Maybe someone should read the patent itself, rather than the submitter's regurgitated and likely misleading summary, before declaring the patent bogus?

The quantum effects are obviously useful for *something*, or D-Wave wouldn't manage to be selling these things. As far as I know, nobody has made any claims of general-purpose quantum computing.

I hope it catches on. Just give me a tickbox if I want masking when in a public place.

"Carreon Up the Khyber", indeed.

I can only buy a 911 from Porsche. Obviously, they are a monopoly that needs breaking up.