Technically true. However nobody should be insane enough to complain about that when you take the sane option of taking a cab.
Unless you cause other problems (peeing in mailboxes or singing at the top of your voice at 3 in the morning for example). That sort of behavior will get you in trouble, drunk or not.

I have taken a bike home from a bar or a party about a hundred times. Years ago I was occasionally too drunk to not be able to walk, let alone in a straight line.
Never have the cops said anything about that, although I have met them on a few occasions while overly and clearly drunk.

Are the US so different from the Netherlands that the cops will arrest a quiet drunk walking home? Really?

When I go into a bar I either go back by bike, someone else drives (someone sober) or I am the sober one who drives. Except for the last solution, why wouldn't I be allowed to drink until I have a BAC of 0.2?

Hands and feet can be mostly solved by increasing blood flow. That takes a few years and a lot of willpower but nothing else. Just want the blood flow to increase.

My parents' basement and a pallet of chips and mountain dew will have to do :P

Don't you ever go with someone where the other drives?

In a Chicxulub sized impact event my plan is to die. I like to set achievable goals.

'round here many potato trucks look like this. The bottom is sloped to the middle and in the middle is a built in conveyor belt. In the back plate on the bottom is a small door to let the potatoes exit.

A nuclear reactor and a nuclear bomb are as different as cola and coffee.
If you bomb a nuclear reactor you have made a dirty bomb. Not an atom bomb. Dirty bombs are not nice but not as destructive as atom bombs.
Add to that that the fact that all nuclear reactors have massive concrete and steel walls. Those are meant to keep the radiation inside but also keep bombs outside.
I can't find it now (corporate filters) but there is a film clip of a jet fighter crashing into a reactor wall as a test. Watch it and guess if a bomb is going to damage that.

You clearly have no idea how stupid people can be. For research purposes I advise going to a beach party in summer.

1. Practical lasers are in just a few frequencies. Not all over the spectrum. They are NOT light bulbs. Filtering works.
2. The rest of the public is not the problem. The problem is not damaging of eyes. It's seeing nothing because the whole freaking windshield lights up.

Having said that, education should indeed be part of the solution.

The beam might get damaged.

Does that include the inside of your mouth?:P

In my experience: not really. They just have virusses and don't know it.
Most users still don't backup. They just don't think about it.

Ob. XKCD

Cool. Image recognition is far further along than I thought. It makes the same type of mistakes as humans although in a different way.
We humans see faces in everything. Smoke, clouds and static for example. This just means that this is inherent in the attempt of recognition.