Was the hardware told that it absolutely must stop being desktop grade? I see no other reason for it to express defiance.

USB Charging Specification

Where do you get 50 mA?

Let's extrapolate:

I haven't manufactured any vehicles, so I don't deserve to have an opinion on how much fuel they should use or how safe they should be.
I haven't invented any media codecs, so I don't deserve to have an opinion on which formats online distributors should provide.

And for immature bullshit, let's extrapolate again:

You're not my mom, so you don't deserve to have any opinions about me.

See how stupid that was?

That's utterly inane attention-grubbing bullshit that needs to stop because it makes all of us look bad. Linux is not GNU/Linux any more than Windows is "GNU/Windows" after you install Cygwin. Do you use the Cerf/Internet every day, and sometimes drive a Lenoir/Car? What did you have for Albertson's/Lunch?

Iy think you myght have meant (sy).

There is a depressing depreciation in total knowledge of the word "deprecation".

Your dictionary definition of "hundred" is a dictionary definition of "hundred". It is not a definition of "100", which clearly starts with a one. You will note that your definition clearly shows that you may use "a hundred" or "one hundred". It does not show "a one hundred". You cannot write the term "hundred" in a numerical format, as it is abstract.

No, it cannot. 100 is "one hundred", nothing more, nothing less. It already has the article "one", and adding another article "a" is wrong. Anyone who does so is either a non-native speaker who is not yet fluent, a child in elementary school who sure as heck didn't write the headline here, or an idiot.

Good: A hundred.
Good: One hundred.
Bad: A one hundred.
Bad: A 100.

Good: "use [it] to wipe your ass"
Good: "wipe your ass with [it]"
Bad: "use [it] to wipe your ass with [it]"

Only 500 days? Mine have been going strong for several thousand. Sounds like you need to buy an ink upgrade for those pages.

s/square-bracket/bracket/g

You're being annoyingly redundant. There's no bracket that isn't a square. There's no brace that isn't curly.

I'm guessing your red herring dealer (who goes by "The Snorting Straw Man") only takes cash?

What's all this talk about wagons? It's Volkswag e n for fuck's sake...

The "Post Service" should consider charging standard rates to the junk spammers, instead of giving them bulk discounts. Either the spam volume will massively decrease, which will save them money on delivery since many customers will no longer require delivery but a few times per month, or the spam volume will stay the same, but they'll gain several million dollars of budget power from the increased postage fees.