Comment Re:We need law, not opinions. (Score 2, Funny) 502
1. ) Boy likes girl. Girl doesn't like boy.
2. ) Boy writes love note on girl's MySpace wall.
3.) Girl, embarrassed, rejects boy in a humiliating manner.
4. ) Boy attempts suicide.
5. ) Girl charged with a federal felony.
6. ) ?????
7 . ) PROFIT!
There, fixed that for you.