The irony here is that, by calling the agnostic the "normal" person, you're saying that the Christian and the atheist are abnormal (=wrong). You're just as dedicated to your beliefs (or lack of) as they are to theirs.

You've been saying all this time that they were "phoney scandals".

Welcome, American time traveler from December 2008. Sorry to burst your bubble ...

Maybe next President.

.. said the head of the NSA, TSA, and IRS. "After all, Trayvon could have been me."

Wasn't that the whole point of the "Trayvon could have been me" thing? Obama clearly took the "Zimmerman shouldn't have been suspicious" narrative, and all the while he's the head of the NSA, TSA, etc. Why has nobody called him out on this???

then we must find out how this guy makes these gamma waves — those linked to consciousness, attention, learning and memory — never before reported in neuroscience, and all that left pre-frontal cortex activity and force everyone to do that. And somebody needs to change Wikipedia's definition to "Utilitarianism is a theory in normative ethics holding that the proper course of action is the one that maximizes overall left pre-frontal cortex activity."

Remember Microsoft Bob?

Don't forget all new homework problems with each edition (maybe each printing?). That ensures that the students buy the approved copy from the publisher instead of last semester's edition from the used bookstore just off campus.

1. Rock crushes scissors 2. Scissors cut paper 3. Paper covers rock 4. Human smashes robot

I'm guessing the reason is that churches turn off the commercials and bars do not.