need4mospd - Slashdot User

Comment Re:We could learn a thing or two.... (Score 2) 561

by need4mospd on Tuesday December 13, 2011 @09:09AM (#38354036) Attached to: Canada First Nation To Pull Out of Kyoto Accord

It is easy to promise that later presidents or governments will do something, then do nothing

We are so screwed.

Notice how it's the EXACT same thing going on with our financial problems. Kicking the can down the road is easy til the can ends up filled with lead.

We are so screwed.

Comment Re:Misleading Headline (Score 4, Funny) 200

by need4mospd on Friday December 09, 2011 @11:51AM (#38315186) Attached to: Rats Feel Each Other's Pain

I feel your pain bro.

Comment Re:Er, no. (Score 5, Informative) 121

by need4mospd on Thursday December 08, 2011 @12:54PM (#38304388) Attached to: HP Reviving the $99 Touch Pad On December 11th

You can only get these at one place, the HP ebay store, with a two purchase limit. Happy shopping.

Comment Re:And I was worried (Score 1) 230

by need4mospd on Wednesday December 07, 2011 @11:54AM (#38291406) Attached to: Upcoming Changes To 'Ask Slashdot'

Clearly, this guy thinks outside the box.

Comment Re:What is wrong with journalism. (Score 1) 631

by need4mospd on Wednesday December 07, 2011 @11:49AM (#38291360) Attached to: MythBusters Bust House

That wasn't a cannonball. That was one of my testicles.

Comment Re:reliably? (Score 1) 226

by need4mospd on Thursday December 01, 2011 @02:16PM (#38228844) Attached to: How Photoshopped Is That Picture?

Or printed on physical media and scanned?

Comment Re:Google bashing thread! (Score -1, Troll) 584

by need4mospd on Wednesday November 30, 2011 @11:30AM (#38214592) Attached to: Google Throws /. Under Bus To Snag Patent

I was so tempted to mod this -1 Troll, but the temptation to karma whore in this thread won over.

Comment Re:"Centrifugal force" (Score 2) 98

by need4mospd on Wednesday November 23, 2011 @06:05PM (#38153050) Attached to: The Physics of Wine Swirling

I think imaginary forces fit in quite well with most wine drinkers.

Nutty aromas and all.

Comment Re:They obviously do not work in a regulated indus (Score 4, Interesting) 123

by need4mospd on Tuesday November 22, 2011 @03:40PM (#38139956) Attached to: Lying Is More Common When We Email

That's why you follow every call up with an email. Confirm every detail of the conversation how you understood it. Not only does it make a paper trail, but it clears up any communication errors. Habitual liars catch on real quick when their words are on paper.

Also, do not try this with the wife. "But honey, I have email proof!" only makes it worse.

Comment Re:Joke or bad writing? Both? (Score 3, Funny) 78

by need4mospd on Tuesday November 22, 2011 @12:34PM (#38136944) Attached to: Facebook Said To Be Developing Phone With HTC

Kristy Swanson bent over a table showing cleavage, holding a Facebook phone with a graphic of dripping blood ... definitely sexual, likely not a joke ...

Fixed it for you.

Comment Re:Wonderful (Score 5, Funny) 114

by need4mospd on Wednesday November 16, 2011 @05:54PM (#38078912) Attached to: Intel and DreamWorks Working On Rendering Animation In Real-Time

Maybe if rendering time wasn't an issue, they could focus more on plot, character development, and....ah who the fuck am I kidding. Maybe we could see more animated boobs.

Comment Re:Hell , yah. (Score 1) 357

by need4mospd on Tuesday November 15, 2011 @03:39PM (#38063710) Attached to: Doctor Who To Become Hollywood Feature Film

They already cast Shia Labeouf?

Comment Re:Another Kink (Score 2) 345

by need4mospd on Thursday November 10, 2011 @10:40AM (#38012106) Attached to: Senate Set To Vote On the Repeal of Net Neutrality

I dream of the day I'll actually have a second choice.

Comment Re:I've worked in offices... (Score 1) 161

by need4mospd on Wednesday November 09, 2011 @05:33PM (#38004992) Attached to: Ballistic Clipboard Holds Papers, Stops Bullets

John, if you don't get that TPS report on my desk by 5 instead of surfing slashdot, you're gonna wish you had one of these clipboards!

-Your boss

Comment Re:I want one (Score 1) 62

by need4mospd on Tuesday November 08, 2011 @06:39PM (#37992088) Attached to: New, More Autonomous Asimo Robot Unveiled By Honda

I know exactly what I'd do. Get a divorce!

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