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Comment Re:Racism (Score 1) 244

Ah yes, Mozart's infamous fifth symphony. The horn theme in the third movement really exposes Wolfgang for the racist little 9-year old creep he was. [Note to parent: point taken on racism, but you may want to review your music history.]

Comment Re:who will control the iPhone (Score 1) 213

Name one large company that you'd trust to hold the reigns to your personal computing devices. Just one.

Google. Call me naive, but I think they sincerely mean "don't be evil". Not because of altruism, but because that will win market share in the long run, especially in the current ecosystem of corporations screwing their customers.

So wouldn't it be just awesome if Google developed its own OS for personal computing devices, secured major industrial support and then open-sourced it so we could be 100% sure they're not up to anything devious? Utopian pipe-dream, I know ...

Comment Re:Arbitrage (Score 1) 487

When you exclude lying assholes, there are exactly zero people in the world that think "America", in the absence of any other information, refers to anything other than The United States of America, yourself included.

Well done Sir, you just called all 329 million native speakers of Spanish lying assholes. If you don't believe me, take Pimsleur's first Spanish lesson online, for free.
As they will teach you in the lesson, and I quote:

The word "American" is not usually used in Spanish, because it is not clear whether you mean North American, Central American, or South American. A common word for a person from the United States is "norte americano". This literally means "North American".

Comment Obl. Swedish slapstick skit from 1985 (Score 1) 213

"Grön asfalt" = "Green cement" (Sven Melander, Nöjesmassakern 1985)

Rough transcript in English:

00:10 - "But ... what have they done here? Green cement - and with a yellow pattern!"
00:20 - "It's all bubbly ... uneven. It's so hard to walk on!"

I found it hilarious at the time, but maybe you had to be there (and be a Swedish pre-teen in 1985).

Comment Re:Can't See Comment Titles (Score 1) 95

My comment titles also appear white on white in some parts of slashdot (Firefox 3.0.10 on WinXP), but only when I am logged in. I suspected the problem was a missing stylesheet, and used Greasemonkey to reinject it successfully. An easier but temporary fix (for me) is to just click the "change" button in the threshold/sorting dialog.

Comment Re:About Fucking Time (Score 1) 665

Every person under the sun is weak to the effects of an effective brainwash.

<collective drone> I pledge allegiance to the flag ... </drone>

Every day of school for twelve years. I now live in Europe, and I intend to let my kids grow up here instead. No trolling intended, just wanted to make a point.

Handhelds

Here Comes iPhone Nano, But Not In the US 177

jehovajerieh writes to us in the time-honored tradition of rampant Apple speculation, pointing to an article over on IBTimes suggesting that while the iPhone Nano may be on the way, the US might not be the first to experience this gadget bliss. "Despite limited information in the supplier channels and typical secrecy with new Apple products, insiders have confirmed that the iPhone nano is not yet in the testing labs at AT&T, Marshal says, leading him to believe that the launch will most likely be with a non-US carrier. 'Obviously, the best-case scenario here would be a China launch (~600mil+ wireless subscribers total in the country), but we have no definitive knowledge of this and are working on identifying the [locale] of launch and other pertinent details,' he said."
Programming

More Than Coding Errors Behind Bad Software 726

An anonymous reader writes "SANS' just-released list of the Top 15 most dangerous programming errors obscures the real problem with software development today, argues InfoWeek's Alex Wolfe. In More Than Coding Mistakes At Fault In Bad Software, he lays the blame on PC developers (read: Microsoft) who kicked the time-honored waterfall model to the curb and replaced it not with object-oriented or agile development but with a 'modus operandi of cramming in as many features as possible, and then fixing problems in beta.' He argues that youthful programmers don't know about error-catching and lack a sense of history, suggesting they read Fred Brooks' 'The Mythical Man-Month,' and Gerald Weinberg's 'The Psychology of Computer Programming.'"
Classic Games (Games)

The Origins of Pong 14

Gamasutra is running a feature about the origins and development of Pong, and how it helped to kick start the gaming industry. Quoting: "... games found their way onto even the earliest mainframes, starting the ongoing trend of implementing video games wherever a viable platform presented itself. The first known instance of an actual implementation was Alexander Douglas's 1952 creation of OXO (also known as Naughts and Crosses), a simple graphical single-player-versus-the-computer tic-tac-toe game on the EDSAC mainframe at the University of Cambridge. Although more proof of a concept than a compelling gameplay experience, OXO nevertheless set the precedent of using a computer to play games. The first known precursor of Pong debuted in 1958 on a visitors' day at the Brookhaven National Laboratory in Upton, New York. It was there that William Higinbotham and Robert Dvorak demonstrated Tennis for Two, a small analog computer game that used an oscilloscope for its display."

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