You fucked up and made a fool of yourself. Stop trying so hard to recover from your failure - it's just having the opposite effect. Get over it.

Don't be retarded enough to accept stock over cash?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_Law_of_Headlines

You're worse than dingleberries for allowing that headline.

HOLY CRAP A COUNTRY OF 1400 PEOPLE SWITCHED COMPLETELY TO SOLAR POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!111one!11!!!!

Is this supposed to be news? This is like putting up an article because the high-rise apartment building down the street went 100% solar.

I have a better idea, don't browse websites that you don't need to be browsing while you're at work. Instead, try doing some work.

So, what does your moronic comment have to do with an installer, that the user has run, adding a plugin to your browser?

You should have paid more attention in English class.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_Law_of_Headlines

Wikipedia obviously isn't ugly at all.

Okay, when your child is unable to be vaccinated due to medical conditions, or their vaccine just doesn't take, you're fine with the people who chose to not have vaccinations infecting your child, right? Same goes for yourself. You are okay with being infected by people who chose to have no vaccinations, right? Not due to medical reasons, but because they are mentally challenged, like you.

When your vaccine doesn't take, you're fine with them infecting you too, right?

Really, he doesn't know how to dig a hole? The only good toilet is a hole in the ground. Anything else isn't normal for the human body to use. Do you like shitting yourself while sitting on your chair? If you're not squatting to shit, that's what you're training your body to do.

You want to do business on my land? Pay up.

When I read text, I am evaluating the spelling and grammar of the text, subconsciously determining the quality of the message. If the content was important, the author would have paid more attention while composing the text. If, while composing the text, the author does not feel it deserves his full attention, why should the text be given my full attention?

Does anyone else have something to add?

That's irrelevant.

The way it sounds to me: kid sees post on Slashdot. Kid "reports his findings" to some prof. Kid gets published for doing even less than a Google search, he just stole* the information from a /. post. *Stolen because he lied about how he got the information.