Godwin's law is such a crock of shit. Believe it or not, it is entirely possible to draw legitimate parallels between current events and Nazi Germany. "Those who cannot learn from history" etc.
Invoking Godwin's law is not humorous, not clever and definitely not indicative of winning an argument. All it really does is make you look like a massive douche.
That depends on how it was done and where the keys were stored. Could be something as simple as SQL injection. Doesn't mean their entire server cluster got compromised.
I run a debian core + lxde distro on my old netbook (1.6GHz atom + 512m ram) that takes me a few minutes to get running the way I want it to once core is installed.