Think Exxon Valdez x3, and that's just right now, they haven't stopped it.

Black hole massively drunk recklessly careens vehicle into local group. GADD threatens class action lawsuit, claims bad influence on young black holes.

Depends where you are. In America if you have coloured skin and you sneeze on somebody you will be hooded, gagged, and beaten under suspicion of terrorism.

Jesus, have you tried Russian cheese? Forget about it. They should just have used their vodka, god forbid I know.

All the skeptics are just going to cry cover up. All the people who accepted climate change will just go on accepting it. And nobody will do anything about anything because apathy rules.

Why do we have to live on the surface? Let's move in underground, should be plenty of room and my impression is the geology is fairly stable although I could be wrong.

That's what the Martians want us to think. Next they're going to try and contaminate our precious bodily fluids.

Mrs. Dash is made of people.

To be fair the Japanese don't have to do metric/imperial conversions so they should be fine.

Perhaps but is it not also the case that you are anthropomorphizing the aliens? Just as likely they will have "hive mind" qualities or what not.

Not able to detect it. More weight than a Nomad. Lame.

You must be new here.

No, no, that's "take a 1mp super grainy noisy photo from a 7-11 security camera and put on magic filters and super zoom to see a strand of hair from 100 feet away that shows that the attacker owns a golden retriever and thus you should check the registered animal database for a golden retriever that is in a 100 yard radius from the attack location".

And even if said life lived there doesn't mean that it had evolved there.

Interesting, so Christianity isn't a real religion unless people are stoning their children outside the city gates for disobeying them about anything at all. And of course no Christian eats seafood, or wears two different fabrics at the same time, etc, etc. Great that clears it up, thanks!