Wouldn't it be good to be a mercenary in Iceland? Think of it, ninjas working for pirates...

Haha, we have plenty of skulls! Carpets of them! You'll never manage to crush them all!

Currently used methods of executions are passe. Lethal injection? It's like using poison and it's older than Socrates. Hanging? Old hat as well. Gassing them is nazi and beheading is too ISIS-like. The electric chair is a Thomas Edison art deco thing that is desperately out of fashion. As for the firing squad, it's way too romantic and should be reserved for cool people like spies and stuff like that. Since we're in the 21st century, let's devise new ways: bombard them with neutron for instance, or shoot them into orbit and have them burned up on re-entry. Or nuke them. What about it? Put them in an underground cell with a low-yield warhead. Or do it in batches: put a thousand condemned on a deserted island and then hit it with a MIRV. Airburst so there's little contamination and we can reuse the island. Be modern, dammit.

Calm down. I know Vista was bad. I understand Windows 8 has its fair share of issues. And Office's ribbon is crap. But killing yourself over owning a MS product is, like, totally overkilling yourself, dude.

What did he expect? This guy is a quebecker. He's been quebecking people left and right for who knows how long. It's time he faces justice for all those he has quebecked.

You lack imagination and ambition: tell the cloned criminal that if he can catch and execute the original within a certain timeframe, he'll be free to go and start a new life. Of course you're not going to tell him about the build-in time limit that will terminate his metabolism after the timeframe has expired.

I hope it doesn't splatter anywhere. It would be a horror.

... Shit happens. (Sunglasses).

That SchrÃdinger guy? I heard he gets a hard-on putting cute animals in box and then telling people they're undead and shit.

When all mainframes are shipped to India, only Indians will have mainframes. Or, to use a car analogy: vroom, vroom, vroom, screech, crash.

Yeah, like we cannot take on more than one problem at a time, right? Face it: homelessness in Sim City IS A PROBLEM. It needs to be addressed NOW. It's not like all those homeless are going away if you ignore them. What are you going to do, force them to emigrate? To where, the Mushroom Kingdom? In case you haven't noticed there's a permanent status of civil war there. Some of these homeless people are veterans with severe psych issues and they're of all ages - from Battlezone tank crewmembers to Call of Duty former SpecOps - they need HELP. So get off your high Skyrim-imported horse and press F12, dammit!

In the 1889 novel "Three Men in a Boat" by Jerome K. Jerome, the protagonist enters a library, gets some medical books and diagnoses himself to being afflicted by all ills known to mankind except the housemaid's knee. This makes the trope Older than Electric Lightning. Go away.

You never have enough of it, don't you? Wonder how that toy will glow when we stick it up your bunghole after beating you up and shitting on your faces.

If you died in the wool how the fuck are you posting? Are you a sheep-fucking zombie, hunh?

My grandpa has a prescription for nitroglycerin, heart problems and all. Next time I travel with him I'll carry some dynamite. You know, it's actually safer.