Very well, by all means go ahead and start WW3 over Ukraine. The economy will recover for sure after that. ;)

That's why I said "counterforce", loserboy. "Counterforce" means you take out your enemy strategic assets, "countervalue" means you take out your enemy's cities, factories and civilian infrastructure. By the way, they don't even have to airburst to kill off the US: some explosions in the upper atmosphere and pop goes your electronic communication structure. Don't play tough with Russia over something as trivial as Crimea, it ain't worth it.

Big difference: the main counterforce targets in the US are uncomfortably close to inhabited areas, while a counterforce strike against Russia wouldn't affect the population and the rest of the infrastructure to the same extent. Unless the US chooses a countervalue strategy, of course. And it only takes one nuke to completely destroy the EU, economically as the panicked population goes into survival mode and politically as each member state scrambles for separate peace negotiation. Do not underestimate Russia: its citizens can withstand difficulties, while we Westerners would probably commit mass suicide after one day without Fecesbook.

... Die like the rest. Deal with it. But by all means go and delude some kids who will spend their early lives and probably up until mid-40s believing that, yes, they will live forever. It will only make it harder for them - and funnier for the rest of us - when in the end the dream evaporates and they will have spent a sizeable amount of the only life they have wondering about the centuries they will live to see instead of, like, living. :)

... The next pigfucker just gets to ride on a bus, just like everybody else, and learns to stand up for a couple of hours with the vehicle moving, all the while smelling in the sweat and the farts of the other passengers? What about it, hunh?

Oh well, if you can't retire them just wait 4 years and they'll be gone.

Sorry about your friend. Are they better now?

No, unless they show they're perfectly willing and able to use them. A weak government will simply have them taken away either through sanctions or through conventional military strikes. There must be no doubt whatsoever that those weapons will be used, quickly and without targeting limitations, in the event of aggression and that the damage inflicted to the aggressor - and its homeland, industrial facilities and civilian populace - will be crippling and unrecoverable for at least a generation or two. It's the same as confronting a thug in a dark alley: showing off your holstered gun and whispering in a trembling voice "Ah... Ah... I'll... Shoot you..." won't work. Drawing, aiming at the head or chest and beginning the trigger pull will: either the thug breaks, or the trigger breaks.

Time to use a new and cooler term, like "cannibalistic necrophile". If enough people learn to use it in a positive way, being a cannibalistic necrophile may be the coolest thing ever.

Panzerfaust means never having to say "many tanks".

Oh yeah, go ahead. Deface some Russian site. That's really going to scare the Kremlin, isn't it... No! What's going to happen is that those loserboys will have their skulls bashed wide open against their little monitors, their keyboards shoved up their asses, their throats slit open and their faces shat upon by Spetznaz commandos on their way to lunch. A lesson to wannabe "warriors" and "rebels" worldwide: your puny computers are no match for guns and artillery. Either learn to fight properly and get possibly ripped apart in the process, or shut up and leave serious business to serious people. Is that fucking clear?

Of course it's less packed. They didn't have compression algorhytims back then. It's an obsolete virus anyway, I bet it can't run on any modern animal's OS.

She had "psychological scars"? Now she's gonna have some REAL scars! If she survives at all. 80000 $ gone! Poof! Because she couldn't resist boasting on fecesbook! They're so going to slice her to shreds with a rusty can opener! I hope it goes on youtube.

Why do you need Google Glass? Are you interested in taking clandestine videos of people, perhaps children, without their consent, while looking like the creep you are? Why aren't you seeking medical or help? Who authorized you to keep on living?

All this boils down to: "Look, the battle for Net Neutrality is lost. Deal with it. Try to find a silver lining, because that's all you can do. Too bad. Better luck next time. Oh, right, there won't be one, sorry."