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Comment Har Har (Score -1) 387

She had "psychological scars"? Now she's gonna have some REAL scars! If she survives at all. 80000 $ gone! Poof! Because she couldn't resist boasting on fecesbook! They're so going to slice her to shreds with a rusty can opener! I hope it goes on youtube.

Comment Why? (Score -1, Troll) 421

Why do you need Google Glass? Are you interested in taking clandestine videos of people, perhaps children, without their consent, while looking like the creep you are? Why aren't you seeking medical or help? Who authorized you to keep on living?

Comment Re:Hey, you know that thing that has never worked? (Score -1) 109

Oh really? The internet was NOT designed to route around this. Stop deluding yourself. It's not a sentient entity. It's not an AI. It's a communication network that will do exactly what the people in power will order it to do. We have escaped full enslavement because of governmental inertia and initial lack of understanding on their part, but the days of the "free internet" are fading. Soon it will be the most terrible tool for oppression ever devised.

Comment Come, US and EU... (Score -1) 193

Go to war, bomb each other to pieces, do the world a favour, will ya? There's a billion more people who can't wait to shit on the ruins. Do it already, but do it properly: first bombs, then firearms, then gouge each others' eyes with screwdrivers. Not just soldiers, let the civilian join in the frenzy, will you? After all the euros hate the murkins' guts and vice versa. Come on, do it, spill each other's blood. Cross the line. You'll be so much better when you're dead, and the rest of the world will, too. No more stupid murkins. No more smug euros. Two shitbirds with one stone. Do it.

Comment What now? (Score -1) 343

Probably a clique of smart and sophisticated supporters of the High Lord Bonobo will march towards Oslo to the cry of "Heil Bonobo" to torch the place. Of course, being smart and sophisticated Bonobo supporters they will march straight into the Atlantic and drown.

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