Except that management will have nobody to train the newbies. Hilarity ensues!

Fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

Emacs isn't an IDE. It's an OS. The only thing it lacks is a decent text editor...

I'd go with the Argument Clinic, and the Bridge of Death, myself...

I owe him for the lives of both my daughters. I'm O+, my late wife was O-, and both girls were O+. My wife got Rhogam and both girls were healthy.

Mr. Harrison, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Gigabyte 880 Mobo, AMD Phenom II X3, 16GB RAM, Radeon HD 6570, 1TB Seagate Drive, 1680x1050 monitor, Samsung SATA DVD+/-RW.

I tend to use my older laptop more, though. Toshiba L305-5920.

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This is clearly a false report. Stallman would have stated "2017 will truly be the Year of the GNU/Linux desktop."

Yes... this was my intent.

client => GEO => Server = 45000 miles = 0.25 seconds

round trip: Client => GEO => Server => GEO => Client = 90000 miles = 0.5 seconds

Geosync gives you a 250ms one way latency and a 1/2 second round trip latency.

Unavoidable due to speed of light.

How do you de-region a PC DVD player/burner?

I believe that there have been attempts to backronym it, but my understanding back in 1982 was that it was just "et cetera", the miscellaneous stuff for system configuration.

If you live in California, consider dropping the front lawn completely, and go with xeriscaping.

Backyard you probably need grass for dogs and kids.

You built the world's tallest skyscraper to live in? Impressive!!!

Well done, sir. I award you one Intarwebz. May I also suggest an automatic cane shaker?

Unfortunately, nobody else seemed to have gotten the joke.