What we need is memory implants. That will make both the ivy league and Minerva obsolete.

Nah, this is for hotmail. It will run BSD. So only about 5 bearded gurus and a coffee and donut shop is required.

Why is the price tag more important than the technical details? A diamond and gold encrusted Raspberry Pi in a large warehouse could cost 2.2 billion...

Well, this is the commemorative weekend for an ancient Israeli dude who reportedly could walk on water, died and turned into a zombie. So, if that was possible, who knows, maybe Space-X can stand their rocket on water.

This is the original axe of my great grandfather. The handle was changed 3 times, the blade once and it is still the best hacking tool ever.

Sure, they are success proof, but fortunately they are twice as natural as the rest of the population.

Yeah, I have wondered how many people bought a smart TV and never bothered to plug it into anything.

Not true for software that was written properly, reviewed, unit tested and system tested.

I've been wondering why someone don't just dump a sack of seed in a river and then all pot heads can harvest it for 2000 km all the way to the sea. After all, it is called 'weed' for a reason.

Every day, it is becoming easier to reach that target. To 'retire' on rental income, you need to own 4 or more apartments and that is already over a million bucks.

Then wait for your chance when the bully is not expecting it and then let him have it so hard that he and his whole gang will forever keep clear of you. For example, when you are on the upside of a steep incline, or he is standing on the edge of steps or something that you can hit him off of. Use the advantage of the terrain.

"They haven't started herding people into camps or anything" Uhmmm... never heard of Gitmo?

Nope, you got it all wrong. It is:
# yum upgrade -y

Climate engineering works so well, even a caveman can do it. After all, how else can we explain the end of the last ice age?

So, he'll chuck you in the slammer for destroying evidence.