Jesus also specifically said not to pray in public (maybe you should have actually READ that book you keep yammering about). Good luck trying to explain to him someday why you repeated defied one of the most prominent commands in the most important sermon of his career.
If you think Jesus was forbidding public prayer, perhaps you should read John chapter 6 where Jesus prays in public.
I disagree. I strongly believe the producing an internet-specific version of libel/slander would re-invigorate the paradigm, enable a net-new market, and actualize synergies of cross-medium defamation that would allow a best-of-breed convergence of mission-critical turnkey insult infomediaries while recontextualizing frictionless compelling channels.
You left something out. You forgot to mention anything about "leveraging our key assets"
interlard - vt., to intersperse; diversify -- Webster's New World Dictionary Of The American Language