"The Wall Street Journal asks How Apple Could Survive Without Steve Jobs
That's not a question. It's a statement - or a hypothesis at best.
Apple should really be slapped for repeatedly misrepresenting [brej.org] their products
Who doesn't? Went to Wendy's the other day and got a #2 combo because it looked pretty awesome on the order board. Got back to the office and opened it up to discover something pretty gross looking, a mash of squashed bun and grey meat. Yum. This isn't a rare case, and is pretty much the norm of advertising.
Lol, reminds me of the first time I came to the US. I saw these Taco Bell ads on TV with their mucho cheesy, huge taco leaving you full for just $2.99! I went to the nearest Taco Bell only to encounter these measly looking tacos and horrible service. I believe I went fast food restaurant hopping that night from Taco Bell to Wendy's to Burger King to McDonald's.
Let's just say I learnt my lesson well.
'To who it may concern. Please use the below username and password to inform the other posters at AlbinoAmazonAmputeeLovers.com of my sad demise.'
Do it Da Vinci Code style. Lie naked in you pool of blood leaving them clues about Leonardo's paintings! It will be like an Easter Egg chase only everyone will be sad and miserable...
In the 1800s, members of the royal society had some Mammoth steaks from a frozen beast found in the permafrost in Siberia. They said it tasted like chicken.
That is so 1800s. They find a fine specimen and WHAT do they do? Eat it
(shakes head disapprovingly)
It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.