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Comment Re:Map of a box of chocolates (Score 2) 275

I'm not so sure what that widely repeated line from the film Forrest Gump is supposed to mean. Every box of Zachary chocolates that I've seen has a map of the chocolates on the inside of the lid. I wonder if this misconception was meant as a sign of Forrest's inability to read the map due to mild low intelligence. Or are maps of chocolate samplers the result of increased food allergen awareness that didn't exist during the era when the film takes place? Or am I overanalyzing?

Even a map may be no good.

In Australia there is a brand of boxed assorted, individually wrapped chocolates called Quality Street. There's about 11 varieties and 5 main colours. So the difference between getting a Strawberry Creme or Turkish delight was figuring out which was the right shade of red wrapper. Given Quality Street's reasonable price point and bright purple packaging it is favoured by elderly customers. Elderly customers who generally, dont have the best eyesight.

Comment Re: Biggest archaeological event? (Score 1) 80

I'm not saying finding the Titanic wasn't important but archaeologically speaking it is far less important than the Mary Rose.

Finding the Titanic was more an engineering feat than an archaeological feat. the Titanic was in 3,800 metres of water (21 KM from it's reported 1912 position) and sonar was pretty useless (Ballard found the Titanic in the same way he found lost nuclear subs for the USN, by looking for debris on the ocean floor).

Comment Re:its the fundamentals most drivers suck at. (Score 1) 364

Acura and Audi drivers are the worst.

I used to drive an Acura, 1996 model, but when I had to get another car I never considered Acuras because windows are much smaller. I drove a 2012 model, it was terrible with small windows, zillion blindspots. I guess add type of person that drives Acuras but getting back to all new cars where they have airbags in the window frames which further reduces visibility.

Not sure whats up with Acura's but the Honda's they're based on have rather good blind spots for the class (SUV's just suck for blind spots so forget the CRV, I'm thinking more of an Accord Euro or Civic).

Personally I think the Jazz and Civic are the best sub-compact and compact (respectively) you can buy. Sure they're boring but they are the best boring cars you can get (and damn reliable too).

As an Australian, who's car designs are closer to Europe and Japan, I think American cars in general have blind spots that are way too big. The back pillar on the Camaro and Mustang are horrendously big even for fast backs (I used to have a Honda Integra Fastback). SUV's as I said above, terrible for blind spots as the B and C pillars are massive and windows are way too high (I drive a Nissan Silvia S15... A dodge Journey steering wheel attendant couldn't even see my car out the back window and my car is on adjustable coil overs, so its not as low as it could be).

Comment Re:its the fundamentals most drivers suck at. (Score 1) 364

3.the goddamn car.: Acura and Audi drivers are the worst. im not sure what future-perfect ameneties these cars have to be saddled with in order to attract millenials and mid-lifers but id give anything if they were disabled during transit. Usually its some white-collar clown button-mashing the console or prodding in a dazed stupor at the enormous screen in the vehicle. that lane-change warning technology likely compensates for some kind of brain-damage induced by corinthian leather and more brass than sense.
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Top Gear established years ago that all the cocks had moved from BMW's to Audi's.

Fortunately Acura doesn't exist outside the Americas. They're all basically rebadged Hondas (the TLX or CLS or whatever is basically a standard Euro spec Civic (not even the type R)).

Also it's a myth that people multi-task. We dont, our brains basically do time sharing (like hyperthreading on a single core CPU). So when a brain focuses on one task, it ignores the others until it task switches again. The brain also prioritise a phone call/text over driving.

the reason drivers get away with this shit is because the repercussions are limited. disabling their phones isnt going to help, you need to start docking points from their license and sending them to remedial drivers ed. texting while driving should triple your insurance rate.

This but I say it needs to go further.

Fines and higher insurance wont cut it. People will just write that down to the Revenue Raising conspiracy like speeding and running red lights. Here in WA (Western Australia) using a phone in the car is a A$300 fine and 3 demerit points and it still hasn't stopped people, the cops did a phone blitz over a weekend and got over 300 people in Perth.

What we need to do is start giving people time off the road for texting (and no whinging that you need your car for work, its a punishment, you're meant to suffer) with complete license cancellation for repeat offenders (cancellation means you need to pass a driving test after your suspension period in West Australia). 1 month suspension for using a phone in traffic + 1 additional month suspension if moving and 6 months suspension for using a phone whilst stationary at a green light.

Comment Re:Problem of interfaces (Score 1) 364

While I hate people that drive and text, I don't see the solution proposed by the article as effective. Phones are cheap enough and portable enough that there is no way to enforce such "interlock" if the user does not want to comply.

This, beyond that phones are hackable (and I bet this plan relies on an app that is easily disabled or removed).

Those dumb enough to believe they're capable of texting and driving will continue until their cars are forcibly taken off them for it.

Comment Re:But... (Score 1) 364

No, not usually. The law is typically written to specifically exempt law enforcement and emergency responders.

Law enforcement also receive better driver training than your average mouth breathing, texting, lane drifting driver who couldn't work a clutch to save their lives.

They also stand to lose their career for any accident.

Comment Re:hmmmm (Score 2) 275

This law applies specifically to consumer goods. How many consumer goods require an NDA to purchase?

Many EULAs contain something that is NDA-like.

Some consumer products even forbid you from publishing performance metrics or the results of comparative performance testing.... if I recall correctly, VMware used to be known for this, specifically.

Publishing is a different kettle of fish. Publishing means a syndicated or corporate distribution. It is also used to prevent competitors from publishing fake reviews (I.E. I'm pretty certain this is what Uber was doing to Lyft).

However message boards (and sites like Yelp are just that) are not covered as publications.

However in my country, shrink wrap EULA's and NDA's are completely unenforceable. We have strong laws against deformation and slander (but the truth or at least reasonable doubt is a watertight defence) but you cannot stop a customer from making a negative review. Hell, you cant stop a professional reporter (or troll) from doing it unless you can prove they are flat out lying (and I mean flat out, exaggerations dont count).

If you have an NDA, that is an explicit contract between you and another party that you have agreed to and signed so you will be held to it. You cannot be held to a contract you haven't signed (or even been given the opportunity to read, like so many EULAs).

Comment Re:hmmmm (Score 4, Insightful) 275

I don't care how many 1-star reviews a place get. You know what matters? How they respond to them.

I'd rather go to a place that replies politely to every negative review than one that ignores them entirely. And if they are genuinely fake, things such as "We have no record of your stay, but we're sorry that you had trouble" speak a thousand times more to what's actually happening then any amount of ignorance.

Everywhere gets bad reviews. You cannot have perfection. What matters is how you deal with when you fuck up.

This x 1000.

Fuck ups happen, I'd rather stay with someone who understands how to deal with them than someone who pretends they dont happen.

I know quite a few hoteliers (protip: if you want a good room, book direct and not through an agency) and the problem isn't just bad reviews, the problem is that people are too meek (read: gutless) to bring a problem to a owner/managers attention. So the live with the problem for their entire stay and then make a "scathing" review on Yelp or trip advisor. So often a guest can do something about their problem with a short conversation with the owner or manager (or front desk if its a big hotel) but wont. Often the hotel management doesn't know about the problem (previous guests hide or ignore them because they're scared of being charged for it) and managers cant count on housekeepers working for minimum wage (or less in some countries) who have dozens of rooms to do, to do a thorough inspection when a guest leaves.

There is an art form to complaining and getting what you want. First you must be clear about the resolution you would like, but also friendly (this is why I prefer to do it in person rather than over the phone, even if I have to wait in a line). God and hotel managers help those who help themselves, going a little way to fixing an issue is enough to make someone else go a long way. Appreciation is always appreciated, just a thanks. To a hotelier it makes them feel good about themselves and you (this often leads to discounts, free upgrades and drinks, especially for repeat customers). For staff it earns them brownie points, promotions or sometimes bonuses (so if a front desk staffer, concierge or housekeeper helps you, leave a compliment and make sure to mention those who helped you by name).

Beyond this you have the outliers, guests who are just difficult to deal with. I'm sure we all know the kind, people who want to pay bottom dollar but expect champagne service and nothing is ever good enough for these people. Fortunately these people are as rare as they are arrogant and blusterous.

Of course there are always crap hotels. But a bigger issue is that a lot of people who have a bad time have a bad time because they did nothing to fix it. Why wait until after leaving to make your issue known and make a big song and dance on an anonymous message board when 99 times out of 100 they'll fix it for you because being hospitable is what the hospitality industry is all about.

Knowing a bit about how guests behave from the other side of the desk means I explicitly dont trust sites like Trip Advisor or Yelp because they're too easily manipulated by the passive aggressive. Also, they can be manipulated by the other side (especially Trip Advisor) to have genuine negative reviews quashed or edited (remember with these sites, you aren't paying for them so that makes you the product, not the client).

Comment Re:Map of a box of chocolates (Score 2) 275

I'm not so sure what that widely repeated line from the film Forrest Gump is supposed to mean. Every box of Zachary chocolates that I've seen has a map of the chocolates on the inside of the lid.

Have you ever seen a normal person try to read a map?

Dear god man, you ask them to find Los Angeles and I'd be surprised if you didn't end up near Vladivostock.

Comment Re:None (Score 1) 471

I stopped buying watches when my phone was small enough to carry in a pocket at all times. Motorola StarTac I believe was the clincher.

For me in modern times, watches are more about looking the part at a meeting or conference (I.E. when I absolutely had to wear a suit).

Before being gifted a Seiko Kinietic watch a year ago, I had a near decade old battery powered Citizen that the battery had died in years ago. It was only there for looks.

Comment Re:The war that no one wanted (Score 1) 471

Don't get me wrong, some of these smart watches rate as "neat", but not for several hundred dollars.

The bigger problem with smart watches is battery life. Manufacturers have a nasty habit of advertising battery life times far in excess of real life times. Apple is one of the worst offenders here.

I have a normal watch that doesn't need charging, in fact it doesn't need a battery change at all, it's charged via movement (kinetic charger built in). Where most people wear a watch these days, a smart watch would stick out.

However the Iwatch has one huge advantage, it'll help identify douchebags before they speak (so I can avoid them more easily).

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