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Clockwise, just including the grocery section of my local Super Walmart:
Frozen pizza
Popcorn chicken
Fruits and veggies
Meat
Milk
Endcap with soda
Endcap with Chips
Endcap with on sale dessert
You are correct - my meals are much better when I don't have to hunt them myself. I will stick to the outside aisles of the grocery section.
My local store happens to be a Super Walmart. Based upon your shopping advice, my grocery list, going counterclockwise, is:
Drugs
Barbeque Grill
Hunting Equipment
Electronics
Dog Food
Milk
Vegetables
I would definitely enjoy eating meals at your house...about half the time.
You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike.