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It doesn't seem to exist. Summary has no link, and the linked articles have no list (including the actual arXiv pre-print).

You know that none of that has anything to do with Mad Cow disease, yes?

Because they're American. They don't pay their cards off. Gotta keep the great wheels of consumerism turning.

I'm pretty sure this article is about American credit card companies who (mostly) only give cards to Americans so ... it's a problem.

Welcome to the world of white collar crime. Yes, that is normal.

I know the Scottish accent might sound foreign, but they are still speaking English there.

You confuse something that benefits with something done FOR your benefit. I know, it's hard when you're AC with barely two neurons to smack together, but there is a big difference.

Those things are ALL done for their benefit. Any benefit to you is incidental.

Aw, you still think they do things for our benefit. How cute. And naive.

Nothing the government does is for our benefit.

Outside your reading comprehension skills. Try reading my post again.

Well no, but you'd be hard pressed to call his targeting sexist.

Well that didn't take long to get Poe's Lawed.

No, they're not. Laws are repeated observations which are true so overwhelmingly frequently that they are effectively considered to always be true.

Even though they're not (See: Law of Conservation of Matter, Second Law of Thermodynamics, Dalton's Law, etc.)

All of these are mathematical statements of things that were observed so universally they were assumed to be universal (except that none of them are except within certain limited domains).

I despise Prezi. It's powerpoint with asinine animations and always-on internet required. Every time someone suggests I use Prezi in my classroom I want to cut their tongue out with an angle grinder. Ugh.

Then they're obviously not paying attention since that is how the majority of their relationships will end.