I think the 2008 crash demonstrated that there are more than a few psychopaths running major corporations. Maybe we should be thankful they're only screwing investors and customers out of billions, otherwise they would have underground lairs filled with kidnapped plus size women putting the lotion in the basket.

Sort of like your post.

He thinks his company's shareholders idiots. Like most CEOs.

Yes, and the Senators should be reminded that they have no more power than Cnut demonstrated he had. Being democratically elected does not grant powers to alter or negate physical reality.

And what percentage of C/C++ code is well written?

Or, to put it another way, is there any evidence that Java applications are LESS secure, on average, than C/C++ applications?

I know it's for mathematics and liquor.

Has fucking little to do with science, mind you.

Well, the other to be sure of is that fucking retards will repeat Koch memes endlessly out of ignorance, stupidity, and well, just plain fucking cowardice.

There's this story about Canut and the tide that the US Senate might want to ponder.

Reality owes no debt to anyone's political ideology.

I can see how ADD sufferers would prefer the cinematic version of an epileptic seizure.

Pleasant diphthongs?

"...and change the combination on my luggage!!"

Headupassians don't typically care about those things...

About the only part of your construct that makes it explanatory is reasonably descriptive variable names. That's a lesson that can pretty much be applied to any modern programming language.

Or PHP vs C