Comment Re:It's a Free Market (Score 0) 553
Please examine your records again. He's not a compulsive liar. He just tends to write and talk in a misleading way.
It's not really his fault. His IQ is only 68.
And yes, that is a superb intellect. Relative to everyone around him he's a genius. Remember he lives in a state where there's a lot of inbreeding.
And while one of his hands is normal, but "the other hand" is a freaky 6'6" tall due to a birth defect.
And the sun really does shine out of his ass due to a medical condition, but doctors hope to be able to fix that soon along with his freaky hand.
And he has bulging muscles, but he also has bulging seals and dolphins since he works at an aquarium and tends to overfeed the animals.
And yes he does have any woman he desires at any time, but he only desires truly desperate women who are at the end of their ropes and there are a lot of them in his state due to the slim pickings in the backwoods. People with "high paying" aquarium jobs are hard to come by.
Have mercy on him. Please allow my friend to register with an Avatar appropriate to his condition.