Saturday delivery is a ridiculous luxury and a complete waste of money. The last thing I need is retail flyers delivered on Saturday. Those can wait.

Get rid of the penny next.

Because lots of people don't get sick days, and no work equals no pay. Where I work, 3 sick days a year were eliminated a few years ago. Recent layoffs now mean I am literally the last man standing in my department, which is a critical cog in a production wheel. If I stay home there is nobody to do the work and I end up coming in anyway.

I simply dope up, gulp cough syrup with codeine, and stay away from people as much as possible. I have no other alternative except unemployment.

...is kind of hot.

Hey, I'm old.

I bought a $5/month VPN and streamed every single event I wanted to see directly from the
BBC Olympics site. Fuck NBC and fuck cable.

...the sample was encased in tree sap at death and it turned into amber? Would that preserve the DNA?

...have my essence absorbed an Ardat-Yakshi.

...wearing a helmet if you feel you need one. What I'm against is government forcing me to wear one.

....Soylent green.

Have you ever changed jobs? I'm not talking about moving from one Starbucks to another three blocks away. It can initially be quite expensive to do so. It could require new commuting expenses or even moving expenses, even if you get help from your new employer, multiplied by the number of people in your family. Unless you're expecting a giant increase in pay, and especially if you aren't, you'd better have an appropriate surplus of cash available to you because you're surely going to need some for both seen and unforeseen expenses.

Especially with the rise of Brazil as a regional regional economic powerhouse there may be less need to South American countries in general to put up with perceived U.S. bullying.

I work for a company where the majority of IT pros are women, including the director. Needless to say we don't have a problem with sexual harassment since the ratio of women to men is something like 4:1. We're also fully matured adults who come to work to make a living, not to play mind games with people who are extremely intelligent and not about to take any foolishness from some horny male who can't think because he's got his dick in hand most of the time.

You're headed for a world of legal grief if you clowns don't grow up and can the Mad Men-style harassment.

I could be mistaken, and please correct me if I am, but I do believe Canada has its own satellites. You don't point your dish South there.

How do you "take down" something that has been propagated to servers all over the world?

For the same reason Canadians buy from Maryland.

"Maryland sells more goods to Canada than to any other country in the world"

http://www.canadainternational.gc.ca/washington/commerce_canada/fact_sheets-fiches_documentaires/md.aspx?view=d

Do your research. It took all of two minutes.