Comment Re:your tax dollars at work (Score 1) 1297
Go Team America Fuck Yeh!
Comment Re:Let the flamewar begin! (Score 3, Insightful) 29
God lives in my pocket, it's the only way I can explain how a simple piece of straight string can tie it's self into such a complex ball of knots, Kent Hovind told me that extra information (such as knots) can't form naturally and adding energy (by say walking) is destructive ergo god is in my pocket tangling all my strings. Bastard.
Star Trek Premiere Gets Standing Ovation, Surprise Showing In Austin 437
MrKaos writes "Proving that science fiction can still be great entertainment, J.J. Abrams appears to have impressed Star Trek fans at the official world premiere of Star Trek, who gave the film a five-minute standing ovation at the Sydney Opera House in Australia today. Meanwhile, mere hours beforehand, flummoxed fans at the Alamo Drafthouse theater in Austin, TX, deceived into thinking they were seeing a special, extended version of Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, were pleasantly surprised when a disguised Leonard Nimoy greeted them and announced they would be seeing the new film in its entirety. ILM's influence on the film is reported as visually stunning, and lucky Australian fans are scheduled to see the movie first, as it opens a day before the American release."
Comment Re:Not that it matters ... (Score 1, Insightful) 505
That's a bad analogy. A clear link between obesity, poor diet and high blood pressure have been shown; the same can not be said for Man made CO2 and global warming.
Comment Re:Yeah yeah, heard it all before (Score 1) 679
1000GW Is not that much, it could barely power 826 DeLorean's
Comment A call to all Nerds in the UK (Score 1) 1188
Get on your Segways/recumbent bikes/cars and do multiple drive by photo shootings of the neighborhood and upload them to Google maps. In fact use a smart phone that way it can be uploaded on the fly Bwmahahahahah!
Comment Re:1960s safety? (Score 3, Insightful) 247
Well seat belts came in around the late 60's... I think what they mean is the fundamental craft was sound (in the same way that cars are still fairly car-shaped) however they are now adding ABS, Air bags and a musical horn.
Comment Vermont Public Radio (Score 1) 305
Great, just great. I leave the radio on for the cats now I've got to convince them that come pledge time to send in a donation, do you know how hard it is to get a cat to do anything? Let alone reach Golden Producer level donations.
Comment $100 for an extra 8GB? (Score 2, Insightful) 265
Come on apple we all know it's just a freaking HCSD card in there and they do not cost that much.
Comment W-T-F (Score 5, Funny) 685
Come on, what next Vermont only allowing black cars so the climate systems don't have to work as hard in winter?
There is no way this can pass legislation.
There is no way this can pass legislation.
Comment Re:Solution: Motorcycles (Score 1) 601
And that my friends is why I love to drive my lifted Jeep. No top, No doors, No windshield, No ABS, No Stability control and a high center of gravity.
Comment When asked is he strong? (Score 3, Funny) 221
His doctor became agitated and in formed the press
"Listen bud! He's got radioactive blood!"
"Listen bud! He's got radioactive blood!"
Comment I had one of these wooden laptops (Score 2, Funny) 159
I tried to install Vista on it and what do you know it wooden go.
I'll just be going then <shame>
I'll just be going then <shame>
Comment Use the strongest filtering software (Score 1) 678
Seriously, use a combination of a adblock/webnanny type software and get a good router and block the content there and tell her when she cracks the security she is old enough for teh pron
Comment Re:I'm sorry... (Score 1) 353
I just want them to be comfy when I'm in the gym, like my $15 skull candy ones.
