Dey takin our jerbs!

All I saw was a 20 minute Patton Oswalt impression.

I don't think depiction in fiction counts as prior art. If so, by this point Apple should be owned by the Roddenberry Estate.

I'm not optimistic on this working for say an arena or stadium concert, only the club circuit. Event promotion has a lot more than just selling tickets and bringing in a band. You have to advertise the act to sell the premium seats. If the show does not go on, the advertising money is gone. And it's difficult to get any kind of event liability insurance with a calendar date of "maybe" or an expected crowd of "it all depends."

I was going to ask sarcastically if any device can stream it, or just Apple devices. Then I finished reading the article.

Clean livin'. Clean livin'.

http://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/10/12/03/1512249/House-Passes-TV-Commercial-Volume-Bill

Your other license and registration please.

There's a few sci-fi themed Choose Your Own Adventure books, I bet you can find those easily online.

In Soviet Russia, joke tells you!

It won't replace cash, credit, or ID anytime soon, but it's definitely replaced the old accordion fold out of a zillion photos of the kids.

Mod up! Mod up!

Mindquad

I think it rhymes with "Hadouken"

Try running Monty Python's argument sketch against the chatbot. Playing as the in house arguer (not as the customer), it quickly turned into a relentless "Yes! No!" discussion.