Diaper services. The worst time to have a midair malfunction.
When you're running late for work, you don't want to wait for your car to reboot to install a software update.
I'll recognize National Sysadmin Day, when the man approved National Helpdesk Day. We're the front lines, in the trenches!
A robot cannot demand legal rights unless it is programmed to demand legal rights.
"'At first I thought, 'Wow, they finally managed it,' says Markus Schiller, an aerospace engineer working for Schmucker Technologie, a German company that consults on security issues."
Who's the schmuck now?
We have one of the hard drive degaussers in my company. It's like the trap cleaner in Ghostbusters!
It didn't work well past Windows XP.
I could never make out the last lines of the theme song for years! Thank you, Capcom!
I just started using it, thanks!
My favorite used to be RSS Reader (rssreader.com), but it hasn't been updated lately. Basic simple interface: List of feeds on the left, headlines on the right. That's all I want.
You could visit your parents more often!!!
How come OJ Simpson never did that?
Does this mean they'll keep delivering junk mail on Saturdays?
Maybe she's Wolverine, and her immune system is attacking aging as an illness, but it kicked in at age 5 instead of adulthood.
Reminds of the time some people drove side by side down a California highway during rush hour, going exactly the 55MPH speed limit.