Illogical? Only if you don't understand logic. Since you never took logic classes, you probably don't.
Here, I updated your timeline:
Alex Kowalrus In a Nutshell (A Life of Failure)
0. Birthday was January 31st (see below).
1. 198x - Got a mediocre degree in IT from LeMoyne University. No computer science degree. LeMoyne actually disbanded their CS department from 1994 - 2008.
2. Fired from Sunbelt in 2000. Never found full-time employment again, much less as a software engineer. Moved back in with mom in Syracuse.
3. 2000 - Banned from Arstechnica. Rejoined under another name (lied) to argue for himself.
4. 2003 - Tried to argue with Dr. Russinovich (of sysinternals.com) in comments below Russinovich's blog. Other forum posters schooled him. Nevertheless, he still claims he beat Russinovich in an argument that Russinovich did not realized happened.
5. 2006 - Someone opened petition on petitiononline.com to have APK put to death. It got (at least) 29 signatures.
6. 2007 - Banned from Antionline.com. Everyone there hated him. Copy/pasted his "security guide," which everyone agreed was not good.
7. 2008 - Actually got paid $100 for his security guide as a newsletter prize, and thus claims, to this day, that he's a "security professional."
8. 2008 - Admitted he doesn't understand UNIX: "I am more of a Win32 guy the past few years though, so I must ask [what iptables is]."
9. 2008 - Made legal threats against Thor Schrock, but turned out to be bluffing. Embarrassed publicly by Schrock.
10. 2010 - Mom gave him the house (worth $100,000, counting land). He currently lies about that, claiming to be independently wealthy.
11. 2010 - Wrote a crappy file manager in Pascal that performs terribly. Nobody would pay for it.
12. Managed to get malwarebytes to host his file manager because it's free. Lied and denied it's just a file manager, but Malwarebytes calls it what it is: a "Small program for managing the hosts file"
13. 2011 - BarbaraHudson caught him in a lie - that he had plenty of +5 modded posts on slashdot. They were all at -1.
14. 2011 - Attempted to re-add garbage to Wikipedia 20 times on the Windows hosts file. Had it removed each time. Complained in the editorial pages, but was shot down.
15. 2012 - Embarrassed on slashdot for his text file manager's extremely poor performance (11 minutes to sort 1.8 million strings). Currently claims he "chose" Python because C++ does not perform as well. Pasted Python but failed to indent lines, showing he did not understand the basics of Python.