Comment Good thing it turns on (Score 1) 702
Because you totally couldn't hide explosives in a device that powers on.
Because Microsoft's management team operates like a group of toddlers.
"Apple's watch has 8 sensors! Oh yeah?! Well OURS has ELEVEN."
*throws together a bunch of chips from companies they ran out of business into a bulky, ugly box that straps to your wrist and has a 2 hour battery life*
Six months later:
YOU GUYS AREN'T PLAYING FAIR I'M TELLING THE SEC
Patent trolling lawsuits go.
How are they even going to know it's a real copyright page?
Do you think they own every book they have an ebook of?
Wait a second...
"It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes." -- Rick Obidiah