All that proves is why multiple comparisons correction is so important, and why everyone uses it.

You didn't actually read the article you linked to, did you?

Hell, even if traffic laws didn't, running out into the highway (or just stopping your car on it) is not exactly safe. The nice thing to do would be to rescue the thing, but not at significant risk to your own health/life.

Even if that were true (not going to beat a dead horse there) all it takes is one (unfortunate for us, fortunate for the virus) mutation to throw that out the window.

Not these days. You can be infected without symptoms for almost a fucking month, and the damn things remains viable for two! Hell, even if you survive, it's still in you and can still be transmitted via fluid exchange for a week.

You go ahead and trust that the mortality rate will stop it. We'll see how well that works out...

It is?

Maybe for the same reason you might end a question with a period instead of a question mark? (no reason at all)

Yea, they better not fucking do that... again...

Careful, the next one might have "smart" quotes!

Give me BIND or give me... well, nothing. BIND of GTFO.

Domains and SSL certificates. It seems nobody can handle these things expiring until OMG IT'S HAPPENING TOMORROW!!!

I'd imagine that a good chance of getting away in a getting away car is behaving yourself in traffic, not drawing attention to yourself.

Knives and other cutting implements can be abused by criminals, don't include them in my kitchen!

Because computers are made of components with standardized interconnects. You don't replace parts of a board, you replace the board. If you know what you're doing, you can repair individual components... because those parts are standardized.

That is not the case everywhere else.

Cars don't seem to follow the same rules other things do.

End of story. (don't be an ass)