Got my current cell-phone, a Nokia 2630, in 2007 and am still using it 13 years later. Bought it because it was the smallest one in the shop at the time, dirt cheap and PAYG. When new, the battery lasted 320 hours on standby. I'm still on the original battery but it's more like 50% of that these days.
I don't make many calls but I like to have it with me, just in case.
Oh dear, some clown has reinvented Clippy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
If there one useless annoyance that the WWW does *not* need, it's ****ing Clippy.
One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan in the first place.