Comment Computer! (Score 1) 820
Guess i'll order Tea, Earl Grey, hot to go with that meat then.
Comment Re:But Unfortunately... (Score 5, Funny) 314
Choke on that, causality!
Comment Re:But Unfortunately... (Score 2, Funny) 314
Implants Could Control Computers By 2020
Computer implants will control brains by 2019.
Now i'm confused. What will control what in Soviet Russia then, and when exactly?
Comment wah! (Score 4, Funny) 289
Comment Re:Imagine the uses for aviation?!?! (Score 3, Funny) 151
Imagine having the instruments being "beamed" into your head
Exactly! Just like this fluid gets into this egg, but with gamma radiation! (This post has been beamed into your brain by Lightspeed Brand Briefs).
Comment Re:One might have the question... (Score 1) 234
yes. now it talks in a fanny accent. and is a governator. and makes ads for wieners.
Comment Re:That's Why We Must Be Proactive now (Score 1) 165
Its clear the best way to stop and prevent terrorism is at the point of planning or in the initial stages
yes exactly, because changing things so that noone will have to resort to terrorism is just too easy. and expensive. and inconvenient.
Comment bring back the pr0n! (Score 0, Offtopic) 165
cyberterror? someone posted something about 'What If They Turned Off the Internet?'. now that's a threat!
let me share somethin' special with you, which i call perry's perspective..
let me share somethin' special with you, which i call perry's perspective..
Comment backslashdot (Score 5, Insightful) 620
Nah. Slashes are fine, but Microsoft should be sorry about backslashes!
Comment Re:In a movie (Score 5, Funny) 465
Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead.
No, I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed.
Comment nucular. (Score 3, Funny) 102
i'm sorry, but it's pronounced 'nucular'.
Comment Re:simple. (Score 2, Funny) 167
KDE parties has a lot more girls attending
WHAT?! you're joking right?! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Comment simple. (Score 4, Funny) 167
GNOME: beer & smokes
KDE: blackjack & hookers
KDE: blackjack & hookers
Earth's Period of Habitability Is Nearly Over 756
xp65 writes "Scientists at this year's XXVIIth General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil agree that we do not yet know how ubiquitous or how fragile life is, but that: 'The Earth's period of habitability is nearly over on a cosmological timescale. In a half to one billion years the Sun will start to be too luminous and warm for water to exist in liquid form on Earth, leading to a runaway greenhouse effect in less than 2 billion years.' Other surprising claims from this conference: that the Sun may not be the ideal kind of star to nurture life, and that the Earth may not be the ideal size."
Comment Re:Is this the photo of... (Score 4, Interesting) 222
say what you want, regarding his taste, full ack. bruni is hot.
