This isn't a late April Fool's Day joke, is it?

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I think this is the article in question.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k

Two TV Tropes links? That poor bastard, he won't be productive for a week and a half.

The Pebble (seems / claims) to do most of what you're describing. From what I understand, though, it doesn't have a speaker.

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Considering the administration's attacks on whistleblowers, irony abounds.

And we're going to put stock in his thoughts?

It's all about increasing his shares...

No, what makes his "lament of the non-interaction between people" ironic is that if you have a problem with a Google product, you don't really get to talk to a person to help you, you have to fill out a form to get a canned response. At least that's been my experience.

Unnecessary violence? The person who submitted the poll must be an American.

For once, that's not incompetence on the part of Slashdot's editors. I think it's actual sarcasm.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=9D03E5DD1E3DEE32A25751C1A9669D946397D6CF

That's nothing. My friend's working on an adaptation of a translation of a synopsis of a logline of an excerpt of a summary of an adaptation of my other friend's cousin's translation of his great aunt's rewrite of her sister's letters to her first boyfriend, which letters were written in shorthand. I look forward to reading an excerpt of a synopsis of the abstract of the first academic paper my old professor has said he'll write about it.

I'm pretty much shit at organizing my files, so they're spread across different external hard drives, and sometimes even thumbdrives. I have no idea how much space all my data takes up.