[...] he had a tremendous propensity for getting lost when driving. This was largely because of his "Zen" method of navigation, which was simply to find any car that looked as if it knew where it was going and follow it. The results were more often surprising than successful, but he felt it was worth it for the sake of the few occasions when it was both.
Well, more like the attitude. I dig it.
They should just go ahead and upgrade to the F150. I hear you can get one of those things for around $20,000.
Doubtless flies better, too.
Just super-glue some wings on that sucker and you're in business.
//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH