Damn! That's just cold, man...

Not far from my apartment there's a huge post office in which "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." is actually carved in stone.

Carved in stone seems to suggest a commitment.

For that matter, how about C64 support? And small enough to fit on floppy disks...

I'm thinking of buying an ultra-high def TV so I can hook up my old Atari 2600. Hopefully it'll look sharp.

Yeah, but can he handle changing the world, or just sugar water sales?

Who believes that all rules are silly? It's only the rules people don't like that are silly. The ones that affect others are great.

Instead of Siskel & Ebert maybe we need more of a Mystery Science Theater 3000 for software...

You're not training right. You need to practice whacking fast runners in the knees with a baseball bat.

What would they label the can?

Well, that's the Olympic motto, "Faster, Higher, Stronger" so I'm sure a bit of a radiation boost can help.

More computer generated code?

I'd be more than happy to save them a lot of money by abandoning a similar system for a mere tenth of that amount!

Private discussions are probably much more along the lines of "How much do you charge? Can we get a discount on this technology?"

Microsoft... There's a name you don't hear every day... They're still around?

That's probably by design, for their own security... That way the courts can't force them to reveal it.