This is discussion about Linux Enterprise offerings.

It's all over now. You clearly lost the argument when you used automobiles analogy.

You can skip that crap, better watch Tri Nations mid year. To prepare for it, tune into Super 14 second weekend from today.

There isn't many people who hate Windows more than I do. I came to hate it working for years as a support engineer. It was taking too much of my time, even though my primary job was Linux servers and firewalls. So I left the salaried work to make my living doing only what I want - and that's Linux support. And I agree with you - Linux is a better solution for all our parents.

Your claim that you needed a full week to setup a Windows machine so it is safe and usable is simply a bullshit, however. Takes a bit of time but not more than half a day to do it, all annoying balloons disabled included.

Well, if you're going to be that paranoid, just tell the guy to come to the office every day and forget the remote access.

#2 Only computers provided by (name of employer) may be connected to the network used for VPN access, at the time of VPN access.
    ie - home/personal computers must be disconnected before connecting the work computer

Just how do you propose to enforce this policy?

1] Type: vim and press
2] What is not so obvious on the next screen?

You will obviously have to use manufacturers non-free driver, as they haven't released the spec for a Hot tub device. The latest patch I have in git fills the tub (although there are some overflowing issues with the latest, compact tubs) but doesn't heat the water yet.

So that's informative huh? I guess we *are* on slashdot. In that case let me indulge a bit of what a small little bird once let me know. (This is all from memory so bare with me.)

(.)---(.) -- far apart

( . | . ) -- big and smushy (>=D)

(.Y .) -- oops, the tity seems to be distracted (lopsided)

(@)(@) -- large aerolas/nipple

o o -- A cup

. . -- Zero cup(?)

\o/\o/ -- saggy

(o)(%) -- extra nipple

(`o)(o) -- zit on breast

# (o) -- Mastectomy

(^)(^) -- perkys

(~)(~) -- pierced

{o}{o} -- muscular breasts

|O|O| -- 19th century kinda girl (corset breasts)

(>)(>) -- 1940s rocket breasts

(.Y.) -- Wonderbra

Caution: Use above only as a rough guide. It is advisable to get real world experience for expert identification.