I prefer the open bar.

Built them with your own bare hands, did you?

How about enormous aboveground supercapacitors? We could call it .. cloud storage.

If you're on your fourth dementia already, your brain probably has enough holes in it to carry current and function as its own LED.

The universe developed intelligence as a way of making entropy wind down faster ... which will destroy all intelligence ... which is a tragedy because the winding down was necessary to create us ... and the universe WANTED TO SEE US SUFFER.

It looks like he took a search-and-replace axe to Time Cube.

Considering that "dutch oven" is a term that is literally older than you are, it is downright stupid of you to brand anyone who misses your silly slang defintion as an aspie.

double whoosh - your link goes to the definition of "define". Try this one:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dutch+Oven

No, it all comes down to "why do we care who solemnizes a marriage? It is a legal contract between two individuals, covered by the laws of the nation state in which it takes place." In Massachusetts anyone can solemnize a marriage upon payment of the appropriate fee.

Converting methane at the bottom of the ocean to CO2 in our air is a bad idea. The only way it's a good idea is if you assume the methane would end up in the air anyway, which is only true if warming is unstoppable (in which case the hydrates are doomed to melt by themselves). So, if you argue burning hydrates is a good idea, you've implicitly accepted that warming is real and unstoppable. Which is something most "drill, baby, drill" folks tend to deny.

This only makes sense if the warming is unstoppable and there's no way to prevent the bubbling. Taking methane out from the continental shelf and burning it ADDS greenhouse gas. It only makes sense if doing nothing would allow all the methane to escape anyway.

See The Yes Men's Human Candle proposal to Exxon:
http://theyesmen.org/hijinks/vivoleum

I have numerous times seen OS/2 ATMs REBOOTING. If they "were started once and just kept running, and never needed to be rebooted" then why did I see an OS/2 startup screen?

I call bullshit. I have definitely seen ATMs rebooting.

any EA game, ever again. As if we needed any more reasons. EA games were fun, once. We need to remember that with fondness and respect, as we scatter the ashes of its burned corpse so it can never infect us again.