Every time I get a business card I start quoting the American Psycho business card scene.

"Wow, nice card buddy, it looks similar to mine. Just without the Cillian Braille font."

I've actually had a few people catch on to it. :)

"Being entertaining is not a requirement."

What do you remember most about Steve Ballmer's "Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers" speech? What he said, or the fact he was dancing around on stage like a sweaty howler monkey?

Not going to miss the obnoxious 80's commercial though.

"How do you know what treatments will become available tomorrow?"

How do you know the Earth won't be consumed by fire tomorrow?

"The "bible thumpers" have been serving in the US military since before there was a US. Show them some respect."

How can you be serving in the US military before there was a US?

Also, people that like to fuck have been using boats a lot longer than the bible has been around. Show them some respect.

"Samsung doesn't have their plugs and button/s in the same place as the iPad, and thus, it's not a copy."

I'm legally fucking BLIND without my glasses and even I can barely tell the difference between this and an Ipod. That's including the BOX AND THE DEVICE.

"Without Steve Jobs doing the dramatics, watching the Live Blog was almost as exciting as Watching Grass Grow."

Tim Cook may be as wooden as a door, but that man knows distribution. Jobs may have had the charisma, but Cook deserves a lot of the credit getting Apple to where it is today.

"Back in early 95 I registered a domain name and built a website for a hobby of mine"

Nice try Mr. Goatse. We're not falling for this one again.

"But we haven't found a way to translate that limited usage into widespread adoption in the daily health routines of millions of people.

We're not rolling around in money from all you fitness freaks while we quietly try to sell your soul to advertisers.

"Secondly, the logo combines the wireless logo (which is standard and is not an invention of this student) with the sync logo (two arrows round a circle) which is again standard and predates this student's app.

Someone trolled "fanboi" but let's take a look at that logo...

Hmm, Apple Airport - released in 1999 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AirPort). Note that wireless icon there, it looks rather familiar, eh? If you click the picture, you'll note the original picture was uploaded in April 2007 (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/a/a0/20110415032314%21Connectwaves_20070109.png), months before the iPhone was released.

Might just be a coincidence, right?

Well, what about iSync? Uses the icon as depicted here. Looks familiar too! It's only been in use since 2003, so his "original" artwork is obviously compromised.

Damn, dirty Apple and their stealing of their icons!

"Since the official rejection, Hughes's app has become one of the most popular offered in the Cydia store, with more than 50,000 sold in the past 13 months. Throughout that time, Wi-Fi Sync has cost $9.99, not including occasional promotional discounts."

I wish I could come up with a rejection that earned me a few hundred grand. He must be crying while rolling around in all that money.

I can blame the "retina screen" for poor translation to actual size... "No, really, you need to lower your resolution a bit to appreciate it!"

Which one will be able to be upgraded to Honeycomb? I wouldn't buy an Android tablet before their tablet version of software became available, regardless of the hardware. Are there any upgrade paths that *either* vendor (Dell or Samsung) has specified? I feel some early adopters will be left out in the cold.

"Google wants a good cleam fresh start. Why? Because they are primarily content providers, that's why. Their stake is more closely aligned with the users of the internet as we share a common interest -- good, usable content, without irregularities or problems. Good for us; good for Google."

Pardon? Google exists as a corporation; to make money. Period. Look at WebM as an untapped, unrestricted ad platform and you'll see Google's market. To think of this as an open source crusade is ludicrous.

I prefer that as my video playback of choice. I don't want want the sub par solution.