You underestimate the power of human stupidity.

See: Bonzai Buddy, every IE search toolbar every created, et al.

"He has not released it yet due to crashing issues but states 'it mostly works.'"

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

How could Lamar do this? I strongly suspect this to be a javelin to the heart of internet democracy, thrown by Lamar with his limp-wristed throwing style.

"What To Do With a Math Degree?

Would you like your fries Super Sized?

" help shape a new way of fighting malware, learning from the lessons of the PC generation and its traditional anti-malware products. "

"Remember how Slashdot spent 10+ years mocking Windows for being a malware-laden cesspool of unremovable OEM junkware with an antivirus industry built around it?"

Yep, came here to basically say the same thing. I can't believe my phone would need a virus scanner. What's next? Android Security Essentials 2012?

"*** News flash, you can enter your query in Google Search with your voice as well. ***

I just tried this, trying louder and louder each time. My neighbors just called the cops. Can someone else PLEASE google "Did Hitler love anal sex" for me??

PS - I don't have a microphone.

"So what Google makes on Android is still a whole lot more than what it makes on iPhones."

You sure about that? Google earns 80% of its mobile revenue from iOS, just 20% from Android.

I'll go out on a limb here and say:

This TV is going to end up capturing so much footage of bored men fapping to porn.

"but now Megan Fox's ass has probably had 15 surgeries and looks like it's made of plastic, much like the rest of her. I'll pass."

She's obviously way below your standards, with her sharp knees and all. We can't all be lucky enough like you to have had Natalie Portman pour hot grits into our underwear.

"...detects it as an "entertainment device""

Since when are entertainment devices all toys? I get entertainment from a variety of things, like driving a car really, really fast around a track on the weekends. I play golf with friends where I use an app on my iPhone to judge the distance to the pin. The device I'm staring at right now to type in this message entertains me.

So, cars, golf clubs, mobile computers and desktop computers are toys?

Every time I get a business card I start quoting the American Psycho business card scene.

"Wow, nice card buddy, it looks similar to mine. Just without the Cillian Braille font."

I've actually had a few people catch on to it. :)

"Being entertaining is not a requirement."

What do you remember most about Steve Ballmer's "Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers" speech? What he said, or the fact he was dancing around on stage like a sweaty howler monkey?

Not going to miss the obnoxious 80's commercial though.

"How do you know what treatments will become available tomorrow?"

How do you know the Earth won't be consumed by fire tomorrow?

"The "bible thumpers" have been serving in the US military since before there was a US. Show them some respect."

How can you be serving in the US military before there was a US?

Also, people that like to fuck have been using boats a lot longer than the bible has been around. Show them some respect.