Comment Another great example (Score 1) 594
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[If you can't tell the difference] between the Lincoln memorial and the FDR memorial you have no business going to Washington DC.
It sounds like the PP is saying that anyone who doesn't know enough about DC shouldn't go to DC and learn about it. That strikes me as weird.
However if you decide to go anyway, they do have still pre-printed maps checked for accuracy that sell at any gas station or book store.
Bingo. Yet another hissy-fit over nothing. Nobody is going to miss the Beck anti-Democrat rally. The two sites are less than half a mile apart. Glenn Beck fans and other people in DC speak the same language, so they could, y'know, ask for directions. Additionally, as the PP noted, it's not hard to find maps.
However, "teh Googlz iz in on teh conspiracy" is a convenient excuse if the turnout doesn't meet their expectations.
It doesn't help that Glenn Beck has his fans terrified, convinced that Obama and Democrats are enemies of the US and that Obama is just like Hitler. Conspiracy theories like "Google Maps doesn't want us to find the Lincoln Memorial and save America because Obama and Pelosi are controlling Google" are easier to believe when somebody on a channel called FOX News has been trying to convince them for years that Obama is destroying the USA and is about to put the white man down because he's an angry black radical, impose Sharia law because he's a Muslim, send people to Gulags and turn the USA into the Soviet Union because he's just like Stalin, or maybe he'll just turn into a genocidal expansionist dictator because he's just like Hitler.
On Tuesday, I checked maps.google.com.br to find the names of the streets that meet at the corner where I wanted a friend to meet me near the Berrini station of the São Paulo metropolitan train. Google Maps showed the station out in the middle of the Pinheiros River. I wonder if Obama and Pelosi were trying to drown me or poison me with the pollution in the Pinheiros...
Some friends and I (and lots of other 6th through 12th grade students) played that on terminals connected to our school's computer in 1980. I think the computer was a PDP-8/some letter, but I don't remember which letter. It was kept in the administrative building, while the student terminal room, which had a noisy teletype-style terminal, a newer and quieter terminal whose display was dot matrix printing, and three or four monocrome CRT terminals, was in a building with classrooms and the school library.
Trek was so popular at one point that I remember all the terminals surrounded by kids, and even the teletype-ish terminal pounding out the quadrant and sector maps. My friends and I figured out a few different ways of aiming photon torpedoes perfectly. One obvious one was a calculator with trig functions (and inverse trig functions), but at least we understood the trigonometry well enough to figure out how to use the calculator to help us kill Klingons. But I also remember three of us with protractors, rulers, and graph paper, getting the angle without using a calculator. The cool thing was when other kids saw us picking off the Klingons easily (and us celebrating each perfect shot), watched us for a while to understand how we did it, and then went off and did it themselves on other terminals. Some didn't care much about math like my friends and I did, but they cared enough about destroying Klingon ships represented by the letter K that they were willing to learn the math to do it.
I wonder if the VCs have gotten any smarter. I respect John Doerr greatly. In the late '90s, everyone "respected" him, but most of his "fans" didn't even understand what had made him so successful. Doerr invested in high-tech and internet businesses that made Kleiner Perkins a lot of money. But then all the VCs, instead of seeing that the businesses that made Doerr and KPCB a lot of money had viable revenue models and at least plausible paths to profitability, some by creating new niches. Instead of learning from how Doerr analyzes business plans to choose the ones he thinks will succeed, moron VCs simply thought "Doerr made assloads of money investing in web companies, so the way to make assloads of money is to invest in web companies." The result was the ridiculously large numbers of businesses that were just "[insert business here], only on teh intarwebz!," but received millions or even tens of millions in VC financing. I used to love to read Fuckedcompany.com and see the final result of these investments.
I remember when I was at a software startup in '99. We had done serious studies with multi-billion-dollar retailers, showing that our software could increase their profitability tremendously while giving them control over their overall pricing strategy and "image." I remember meetings with arrogant VCs. We'd show the proof that this software was tremendously valuable to retailers and that realistic revenue models showed the company making lots and lots of money and creating huge amounts of wealth for its shareholders. The arrogant and stupid VCs' eyes would glaze over. They'd sometimes wait for us to finish before dismissively saying "Uh huh... what's your internet story?" I suggested to the founder that we change the name of the company to "e-[orignal company name].com" and we'd be swimming in VC money. The saddest thing is that even though I was joking, I was probably right.
One of the reasons I so enjoyed Fuckedcompany.com was that I liked imagining the faces of these arrogant pricks in meetings with their bosses, trying to explain a portfolio of duds and why they thought investing $8MM on e-fifth-internet-pet-store.com and third-internet-gardening-supplies.com was such a good idea.
"Intelligence without character is a dangerous thing." -- G. Steinem