yea, you're good, wearing a helmet and all - but you aren't wearing anything else but sneakers, shorts and a wife beater. Yea, your head will be fine.....

I've been stopped for suspicion of DUI before. Well, not stopped. I was standing outside my car talking to friends when the police showed up. The officer driving down the road, seeing us stopped and talking, could estimate my blood alcohol content. I've also been told I looked like I was going to buy drugs; speeding (without actually driving); and thinking about robbing a closed store (with my car parked in front, under a street light, on a busy street).

12 shaves a month costs you $3, or $0.25 a shave.

A $0.60, dual-bladed Bic costs me $0.60 and lasts, comfortably, for 6 shaves.

My wife has an absolute fear and hatred for clowns

You cannot prevent a bad trip, they can hit people using LSD at random.

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