Or swap out the headset for a yellow fedora and coat, and pretend to be Dick Tracy.

No wonder I can't quantum tunnel into the Kremlin. My wavefunction keeps collapsing!

You're in luck! Rad-scorpion corpse smoke glows a pale yellow, which will be easily visible against the blackened sky.

Note: rad-scorpion corpse smoke has been found to cause cancer in rats. (This may not be a drawback.)

I'd like to take a moment to clarify the two series we're talking about, and their first publications.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coneheads

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Nation

More accurately, they run on more magic.

What about tomatoes?

appropriate use of meme; +0.5.

Personally, I'd like to see such a power-sensing function be more like the 'con' command, i.e. ' You can take him easily', or 'This guy will wipe the walls with you', or 'Do not pursue Lu Bu.'

You think you've got it bad? I'm addicted to Oxygen Monoxide.

I can barely go a minute without needing another hit.

... dangit. extra right parenthesis.

formula should be (coconut.weight / (ant.weight * (50 + ant_comfort_factor) )

You get enough (coconut.weight / (ant.weight * )(50 + ant_comfort_factor) ), and I'd imagine yes, ants can carry coconuts.

The only real issues are where they'd grip it, and how to evenly balance the load.

Not to mention the three day latency on refreshing the entropy pool.

In other news, Mohammed finally decides that going to the mountain is for suckers.

I'll say, I can't get enough of that stuff.

In fact, due to the state superposition, any set of qubits longer then the number of bits in the GPL will necessarily contain the GPL.

Ditto for the Windows EULA. (what's worse, you can get the Windows EULA superposed over the GPL, and wind up with a completely undistributable state.)

No, no, you've got it backwards.

A non-chicken laid a chicken egg (i.e. the egg's genes were those of a chicken), from which hatched a chicken.