They lived in LA before it was cool
These are Ice Age fossils... trust me, when they lived there, LA was very cool.
the asteroid belt, a region of rocky debris that occupy the space between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter
Oh, that's what the asteroid belt is.
So why is this here?
Two words: Hugh Pickens. Remember the article about the "magical" ctrl-shift-t combo ("It's like ctrl-z for the internet!")? Hugh Pickens. Organic chemistry is hard? Hugh Pickens. The Christian Science Monitor is warns Congress not to cut food stamps? You guessed right, that's a Hugh Pickens. The guy is fucking clickbait/comment-bait. He's a scourge on slashdot, and they keep printing his inane copy-paste submissions. That's how I see it.
Please, the article spells the company name correctly. Why doesn't the summary?
The audience demands editing now?
Always look over your shoulder because everyone is watching and plotting against you.