They lived in LA before it was cool
These are Ice Age fossils... trust me, when they lived there, LA was very cool.
the asteroid belt, a region of rocky debris that occupy the space between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter
Oh, that's what the asteroid belt is.
So why is this here?
Two words: Hugh Pickens. Remember the article about the "magical" ctrl-shift-t combo ("It's like ctrl-z for the internet!")? Hugh Pickens. Organic chemistry is hard? Hugh Pickens. The Christian Science Monitor is warns Congress not to cut food stamps? You guessed right, that's a Hugh Pickens. The guy is fucking clickbait/comment-bait. He's a scourge on slashdot, and they keep printing his inane copy-paste submissions. That's how I see it.
Please, the article spells the company name correctly. Why doesn't the summary?
The audience demands editing now?