What?

Oh noes! A computer program is going to scan my email for keywords and show me relevant ads??

The horror.

No.

Wasn't scaremongering about Google reading your email part of their stupid ad campaign?

Why would I not remember a game that was revamped and re-released less than a year ago?

Of course I remember it, I'm still playing and there are plenty of others on my server.

Maybe it'll be a collector's item someday.

Does it matter as long as they provide sources for the information they add to wikipedia?

must be knocking them out.

Wahhhhh, Slashdot has new CSS.

It's the end of the world!

Waaaaahh.

Who would have thought there would be consequences to spamming every article with whining and bitching?

I love the beta, it lets me hide all of your whining, bitchy comments about beta.

Of course it's hard.

If you ask 300 million people what American values are you're going to get 300 million different answers.

Wow, just $250 and only a 5% chance my device will break?

That's sooooo much better than just covering it with one cent's worth of tape.

>Frankly, I'm shocked that the "milking machine" isn't already a real thing....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/12/robot-handjobs-vr-tenga_n_4261161.html

This is the second version, and they've sold thousands of units. I have one.