...if you try using Win 8 without a touch screen for long enough you'll smash the screen anyway.
I'm not sure about that. I have a Windows 8.1 laptop with a touch screen. I never use the touch screen.
Once I got a Start Menu replacement (Classic Shell) and disabled all but the most hidden ways to launch some Windows 8 full screen apps, I can use it quite productively as a real computer. Otherwise, it's a shiny tablet for watching videos and fumbling at fake screen keyboards with.
Besides, my Galaxy Note 10.1 2014 is a much better tablet.
...and how to program in LISP! )
You forgot to close the parentheses.
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